Dungeons & Daddy Issues

Welcome to the 4th iteration of this slutty LARP - an interactive storytelling experience where participants create characters, step into a themed world, and collectively shape an unfolding narrative. Part improv game, part social adventure, part collaborative storytelling, and part live-action roleplay, every event is a completely unique adventure driven by the people in the room. Even if you've attended before, no two stories are ever the same.

Everytime we run this game, a wildly different story emerges - and it has been a masterpiece every time! Here are things that have happened:

• a D!ck-Wagging Tournament, where Daddies faced off against each other (d!ck-jousting, a high noon showdown, etc.) for a promotion. No actual 🍆 were harmed or exposed.
• a calendar photoshoot, making thirst traps for each month of the year
• everyone lining up to F*ck the Patriarchy in their own special way
• Daddies renouncing the Patriarchy and running off into the sunset

Employees are encouraged to bring their own snacks from home and BYOB, a groundbreaking initiative that costs the company nothing while dramatically improving morale. (We did have someone bake a naughtily-shaped baguette, which was truly impressive)

The Plot

For thousands of years, The Patriarchy™ has quietly ruled the world.

Unfortunately... Public opinion seems to have taken a turn. The hashtags are concerning. People keep saying things like "Down with the Patriarchy."

Sky Daddy—the CEO of The Patriarchy™—is convinced that if public faith in The Patriarchy™ collapses completely... the very fabric of reality is at stake! Naturally, the only reasonable solution is a social media campaign.

You've been summoned to Heaven's Executive Boardroom alongside an eclectic collection of Daddies and Daddy-adjacent people. Together, you'll launch the official account for The Patriarchy™, create content, recruit influencers, survive PR disasters, battle internet trolls, navigate scandals, and desperately try to game the algorithm and gain followers.

Every creative challenge becomes another "post" on your growing company profile, while dice rolls determine how the internet reacts. The future of the Patriarchy depends on YOU!

Details

Throughout the evening, you'll move between collaborative storytelling around the table, live-action roleplay, creative challenges, and social interaction. Sometimes the whole group will solve a problem together. Other times you'll split into pairs or small teams to pursue quests, complete challenges, uncover secrets, or simply see where the story takes you. Everything is opt-in and based on consent and mutual desire. There will be short social breaks in between the three acts.

• 📖 Collaborative Storytelling — Build the story together through guided prompts.
• 🎭 Live-Action Roleplay — Act out scenes, conversations, and playful interactions.
• 🎯 Personal Quests & Character Goals — Pursue your own ambitions, secrets, and side stories.
• 🎲 Mini-Games & Creative Challenges — Dance-offs, karaoke, debates, contests, and more.
• 🎲 Dice Rolls & Unexpected Twists — Let chance shape the story.
• 🗳 Group Decisions & Debates — Vote, negotiate, and decide what happens next.
• 🤝 In-Character Mingling — Build relationships and continue scenes between acts.
• 🌙 Open Play — Continue storylines or simply enjoy the world you've created.

Who's Your Daddy?

For the purposes of this event, "Daddy" is a gender-neutral title. Anyone can be a Daddy - and anyone's character can be "Daddy-adjacent" - however related to Daddies. Obviously, the game revolves around Daddies... it's the Patriarchy after all.

Perhaps you're a wealthy Sugar Daddy looking for someone to spoil. Perhaps you're just an ordinary human with legendary dad jokes. Maybe you're a bratty princess with daddy issues - or you're "Mother". Feel free to come with a character in mind.

Expect ridiculous quests, heartfelt revelations, awkward family dynamics, Freudian discomfort, unexpected romance, kinky situations, and tons of DRAMA!

What to Expect

• 7:30–8:00 PM — Doors Open, BYOB, & Mingle
• 8:00–8:40 PM — Act I: Job Interviews, Character Creation & Building The Patriarchy™
• 8:40–8:50 PM — Boardroom Break
• 8:50–9:40 PM — Act II: Posts & The Algorithm (Daddies WORK)
• 9:40–9:50 PM — Boardroom Break
• 9:50–10:40 PM — Act III: The Corporate Retreat (Daddies PLAY)
• 10:40–11:00 PM — Final Boardroom: Shareholders Meeting & Epilogue
• 11:00 PM–Close — Open Play & Socializing

Content Advisory

This experience is rooted in satire and collaborative storytelling. It playfully explores themes including the patriarchy, organized religion, capitalism, influencer culture, social media, family relationships, power, identity, trauma, and bureaucracy. Come ready to laugh, improvise, embrace the absurd, and extend grace to one another. The goal isn't to be offensive— it's levity! Collaboratively explore & discuss systems, institutions, and our strange modern world - and don't be afraid to get silly about it!

Dress Code: If you want to dress as your character, you are more than welcome to do so. This might be character-specific style (for example, a Leather Daddy in leather feti$hwear, corporate attire, or whatever else suits your character). Alternatively, you can also just wear date-night vanilla attire or spicy. There is a place to change outfits.

Who Can Come: This event is open to all gender identifications, orientations, lifestyles, singles and couples. Come alone, with a friend, partner, new date, or the whole polycule! All experience levels welcome. 21+

A Few Game Rules

👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 All characters should be Daddies of any gender, or “Daddy-adjacent people.” Yes, this can be very creative and loosely related. The point is that everything revolves around The Patriarchy, duh.

👔 You’re welcome to plan your Daddy in advance or make them up on the spot. If inspiration strikes beforehand, feel free to theme your outfit, bring props, or otherwise commit to the bit. Otherwise, just arrive before 8 PM and we’ll create your character together.

🎭 "Yes, and" your fellow Daddies. This is collaborative storytelling. You don’t have to agree with another character, but try to accept what other players introduce into the world and build on it rather than shutting it down. Conflict between characters is great; blocking each other’s creativity is less fun.

🎲 Any rolls against Sky Daddy and his will are allowed, but will be done with disadvantage (take the worst of two rolls). Is it unfair? Yes, that’s intentional.

🤞 Crossed fingers mean you’re speaking out of character. Use them anytime you need a clarification, want to check in, or need to communicate something as yourself rather than your Daddy.

👌 Use the OK hand signal for quick comfort check-ins. This lets you quietly check on another player without getting too far out of the game. Pay attention to the response and adjust accordingly.

👀 Pay attention to body feedback—including your own. Notice your internal signals, hesitation, excitement, and discomfort, as well as the body language of the people around you. Enthusiastic, embodied consent is more than someone technically saying “yes.”

♾️ Remember: there are infinite ways to respond in character. Improv does not mean every interaction becomes a black-and-white “yes” or “no.” If another Daddy asks yours to hold hands, kiss, dance, duel, flirt, or do anything else, your character has complete agency over what happens next. Redirect it, negotiate something different, make another offer - or suddenly develop a ridiculous spontaneous emergency requiring your immediate attention.

🚪 Exercise your agency. Keep an open mind while noticing your own triggers, hesitation, and comfort level. You can opt out, redirect a scene, physically remove yourself from a situation, cross your fingers to speak out of character, use the OK signal, or find another creative response. There is never only one way to deal with something that comes up in game.

💰 Yes, we have an economic system BUT we have found it hard to keep track of every actual dollar amount, and since Sky Daddy made up money anyway, we hope you can give us a little flexibility with the calculations. Take the numbers with a grain of salt - the economy exists to drive decisions, consequences, and corporate chaos, not to make anyone do accounting homework.

Questions or concerns?

📧 Email: nix@sirenatrix.pro

🌐 Website: PagansParadise.com

📸 IG: @pagansparadise | @the.sirenatrix

LATE ENTRY & REFUNDS

To protect the space and ensure a seamless experience for all, doors will close promptly. Late arrivals may not be admitted, and refunds will not be available. Refund requests must be made via email (nix@sirenatrix.pro) up to seven days prior to the event.

Please Acknowledge:

It should go without saying, but we are going to spell it out clearly nonetheless: k¡nk and intimacy activities are inherently risky. Safety requires practice and cannot be guaranteed. By attending, you agree to participate at your own risk, conduct your own risk management, and agree to hold the event facilitators and facility harmless for any type of physical or emotional harm that may occur.