Dungeons & Daddy Issues

Save The Patriarchy™ from PR ruin in an interactive, sexy LARP of slutty satire and collaborative storytelling.

Part improv game, part social adventure, and part live-action roleplay, Dungeons & Daddy Issues invites you to create a character, enter a ridiculous world, and collectively shape the story.

Every game is different. Previous adventures have included a D-Wagging Tournament for a corporate promotion, a Patriarchy™ thirst-trap calendar, everyone lining up to F the Patriarchy, and Daddies renouncing the whole institution and running off into the sunset.

The Plot

For thousands of years, The Patriarchy™ has quietly ruled the world.

Unfortunately... public opinion has become concerning. People keep saying things like "Down with the Patriarchy."

Sky Daddy, CEO of The Patriarchy™, fears that if public faith collapses, reality itself may be at stake. Naturally, the solution is a social media campaign.

You've been summoned to Heaven's Executive Boardroom alongside an eclectic collection of Daddies and Daddy-adjacent people. Together, you'll create content, recruit influencers, survive PR disasters, battle trolls, navigate scandals, and desperately game the algorithm.

Your creative challenges become "posts," while dice rolls determine how the internet reacts.

The future of The Patriarchy™ depends on YOU!

How It Works

The evening moves between collaborative storytelling, live-action roleplay, mini-games, personal quests, group challenges, and in-character socializing. You'll sometimes work as a whole group and sometimes split into pairs or teams.

Expect creative challenges, dice rolls, ridiculous debates, secret goals, unexpected twists, flirting, drama, and plenty of opportunities to derail Sky Daddy's plans.

Everything is opt-in and based on consent and mutual desire, with social breaks between the three acts.

Who's Your Daddy?

For this game, "Daddy" is gender-neutral. You can also be loosely "Daddy-adjacent"—as long as you somehow belong in this absurd universe revolving around The Patriarchy™.

Be a Sugar Daddy, Leather Daddy, dad-joke enthusiast, bratty princess with daddy issues, Mother, or something we haven't imagined yet.

Come with a character or create one when you arrive. Expect ridiculous quests, awkward family dynamics, Freudian discomfort, unexpected romance, kinky situations, and tons of DRAMA.

Schedule

• 7:30–8:00 — Doors, BYOB & Mingle
• 8:00–8:40 — Act I: Job Interviews & Building The Patriarchy™
• 8:40–8:50 — Break
• 8:50–9:40 — Act II: Posts & The Algorithm (Daddies WORK)
• 9:40–9:50 — Break
• 9:50–10:40 — Act III: Corporate Retreat (Daddies PLAY)
• 10:40–11:00 — Shareholders Meeting & Epilogue
• 11:00–Close — Open Engagement & Socializing

Content Advisory

This satirical experience playfully explores patriarchy, organized religion, capitalism, influencer culture, social media, family relationships, power, identity, trauma, and bureaucracy. Come ready to laugh, improvise, embrace the absurd, and extend grace to one another. The goal is levity—not offense.

Dress Code

Dress as your character if you'd like: Leather Daddy fetishwear, corporate attire, character-specific costumes, or whatever fits the bit. Date-night vanilla or spicy attire is also welcome. There is space to change.

Who Can Come?

All genders, orientations, lifestyles, singles, couples, and polycules. Come alone or bring your people. All experience levels welcome. 21+

Game Rules

👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Be a Daddy—or Daddy-adjacent. Interpret this as creatively as you'd like.

🎭 "Yes, and." Build on what other players introduce. Character conflict is great; blocking someone else's creativity is less fun.

🎲 Challenge Sky Daddy at your own risk. Rolls against His will are made with disadvantage. Is that unfair? Yes. That's the point.

🤞 Crossed fingers = out of character. Use them for questions, clarification, or check-ins.

👌 The OK signal = comfort check. Use it to quietly check on another player and adjust based on their response.

👀 Pay attention to body feedback. Notice your own excitement, hesitation, and discomfort—and the signals of people around you.

♾️ Your character always has agency. If someone proposes kissing, flirting, dancing, dueling, touching, or anything else, you can accept, redirect, negotiate, counteroffer, opt out, leave the scene, or invent a ridiculous in-character escape.

💰 Our imaginary economy is approximate. Sky Daddy made up money anyway.

Questions?

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