Hosted by Alana
This event is for sapphic / gender NC / trans folk.
The school you wish you went to.
Sapphic Valley High invites sapphic, trans, nonbinary, and gender-expansive guests to rewrite the high school memories they never got to have.
Did you have an overly passionate friendship with your straight best friend? Didn't get to make out in the locker room? Longing for a game of queer spin the bottle and truth or dare? Hot for teacher? Forgot your homework and need to be taught a lesson? Want to embrace your inner Regina George style mean girl (but with consent)? Come indulge in a night of queer campy fun. Where you can give yourself the gay teen years we all deserved.
This is the school where queer crushes are celebrated, chosen family is the most popular clique on campus, and everyone gets a chance to be exactly who they always wanted to be.
EVENT DETAILS
💜 Doors Open: 8:00 PM (Doors close at 9:00 PM sharp for opening circle at 9:15pm)
💜 Event Ends: 2:00 AM
💜 Location: Private venue near Union Square (details in confirmation email additional info, check spam/promo folder)
WHAT TO EXPECT:
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Definition (LGBTQIA+ Wiki): Sapphic refers to a woman or woman-aligned person who is attracted to women or woman-aligned genders. This umbrella term includes lesbians, bisexuals, pansexuals, and queer individuals. Non-binary individuals who are woman-aligned are warmly welcomed. We welcome all types of people who identify as gender non-binary or who identify anywhere on the transgender spectrum. If you are seeking a queer event that centers gay men, please check out our Daddy Retreat events.
💡 We trust attendees to respect the spirit of this space. We reserve the right to remove anyone—sapphic or not—whose actions misalign with our values or breach our Community Guidelines. Honor this privileged space as you would your own home.
A dreamy mash-up of back-to-school nostalgia, queer coming-of-age fantasy, and 90s kitsch.
Expect:
Show up as the version of yourself you always wanted to be.
Ideas include:
Think teen movie fantasy—reimagined through a queer adult lens.
What to Avoid:
We encourage everyone to dress in theme with other options being klnk gear, fet wear, leather, latex, sexy attire and cocktail lounge wear.
This isn't about reliving high school.
It's about reclaiming it.
It's about celebrating the crushes you couldn't admit, the dance you didn't attend with the person you wanted, the confidence you hadn't found yet, and the community you deserved all along.
Tonight...
Everyone gets their happily-ever-after semester. And of course, a ton of cheesy back to school puns and role play.
ABOUT US
At Pagans Paradise, we believe in creating a welcoming, joyful space for everyone to explore connection, dive into a range of educational resources, and nurture their authentic selves.📸 Connect with us on Instagram @pagansparadise, Alana @princess.babybabe
📩 Join our newsletter at www.pagansparadiseNYC.com.📧 Any questions or concerns? Email us at PagansParadiseNYC@gmail.com.Pagans Paradise has been fostering joy and connection in the community for 10 years.
Join the event chat, and connect with people before: https://plra.io/m/org/pagans-paradise
COSTS
Tier 1 (Lowest Price): $55 - Limited tickets available—grab yours early to save!
Tier 2: $65 - Available until sold out
Tier 3 (Standard Price): $75
Door Price: $80 - Subject to capacity.
21+ age to join.
LATE ENTRY & REFUNDS
To protect the space, late arrivals will not be admitted after doors close, and refunds or exchanges will not be provided. No refunds for this event.
(Refunds will not be given if you did not read who this is for and got tickets incorrectly)
IMPORTANT NOTICE
Pagans Paradise events are intended for educational and entertainment purposes, and attendees participate at their own risk. Some events may involve physical or emotional exploration, and by attending, you agree to take personal responsibility for your well-being. By attending, you agree to participate at your own risk, conduct your own risk management, and agree to hold the event facilitators and facility harmless for any type of harm that may occur.
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