SIRENS is BACK! You'll enjoy the same party shenanigans you know and love, but on a weeknight, and with an extra emphasis on social interaction & mingling.

The June 2026 SIRENS Theme is: Sluts of Suburbia!

Click Here For the Pinterest Board for Inspiration

• stepford housewife/housespouse, mechanics, babysitters, gardeners, PJ's, delivery people with special packages, etc.

This one is to make the mundane as slutty as possible - let's embrace our inner bored h*rny housewife(househusband/housespouse). With plenty of scene ideas, activities, and conversation starters, you'll be sure to have a wonderful time.

Opportunities to Connect:

Welcome Speech & Icebreakers

Please arrive by 8:30PM to participate!

Connection Cards

We are excited to introduce a set of themed cards designed to inspire scene ideas and spark meaningful conversations. Each card features unique prompts that encourage participants to explore various scenarios, fostering creativity and connection among individuals. Whether it's a thought-provoking question, or a fun activity suggestion, these cards serve as a catalyst for shared experiences and deeper interactions, helping to break the ice and cultivate a sense of community.

Examples of Roleplay Scene-Starters:

• Getting stuck in the washing machine
• Naughty babysitter causing chaos in the house
• A delivery person with a very special package

Examples of Conversation Starters:

• What's one way you can get a little sluttier to help with the housework?
• Describe your ideal "everyday" domestic situation - what is your routine? What cool features are in your home?
• What are the traits you look for in a roommate?
• Confess: what's your toxic habit that creeps into your home life?

Arts & Crafts Session by Dahlia Darlin

Bring your old T-shirt and let's snip, slash, and sex it up!

Dance Floor

Curated themed playlists you know and love.

Did someone say "Munch"?

A light assortment of themed snacks, mocktails, and/or herbal goodies.

Downstairs Play Area

• 👍OK: exploratory touch, deep kissing, kink, heavy petting, massage, cuddles, yearning
• 👎NOT OK: exposed genitals or body fluids, being naughty in the bathroom

Should I come alone or with someone?

Whether you're riding solo, coming with a partner, or the whole crew is assembled - you're likely to have a good time.

What's the dress code?

Put some effort into your outfit! Anything from date night attire, to fetishwear, to lingerie is welcomed. Leaning into the theme or accessorizing is a great way to express yourself & start conversation! (Please keep genitals covered). NOTE: The upstairs floor is viewable through windows from street level. So dress accordingly. If you're shy, you can always keep your more revealing looks for downstairs play area.

⚠️WHO IS THIS EVENT FOR (AND WHO ISN'T IT FOR): This event is for the SIRENS demographic (folks who are sapphic / trans / gender non-conforming). ⚠️ If you are a cis woman who is not exploring her sexuality and/or gender, or a cis man who is not exploring his gender, our other events are a better fit for you. ⚠️ We will not police identity or deny entry in an exclusionary manner, as long as the intentions of the event are respected. Anyone - of any gender - we reserve the right to remove anyone we believe contradicts our safety culture and event intentions. ⚠️

REQUIRED ACKNOWLEDGEMENT: It should go without saying, but we are going to spell it out clearly nonetheless: kink and intimacy activities are inherently risky. Safety requires practice and cannot be guaranteed. By attending, you agree to participate at your own risk, conduct your own risk management, and agree to hold the event facilitators and facility harmless for any type of physical or emotional harm that may occur.

A Party That Grows With Us

SIRENS is, and always will be, a party for the people, by the people.

Every event is shaped by our community's feedback, desires, and offerings.

Offer Your Magic

• If you feel inspired, you’re welcome to offer something to the space, especially if it's on-theme - snacks, massage, performance, decorations, a creative element, etc.
• When you purchase your ticket, you can email us and share what you have in mind. If it aligns with the theme and flow of the event, we may include it as an official feature and announce it to guests.
• This is still a curated party, so we won’t be able to accept every offer. Please don’t take this personally - this is to keep the experience cohesive.
• There’s absolutely no obligation to offer anything - we aren't expecting everybody to do so. If you feel particularly called to offer something - you'll feel it light you up. The purpose of giving should be self-expression and sharing without expectation - this is how we keep the SIRENS magic abundantly flowing & sustainable!