Zelda's Plumbing

ZELDA’S PLUMBING & PIPEWORKS CO.

Est. Confidentially | Haight Street, San Francisco

“We Take On The Hard Jobs For Your Pipes”

Zelda’s is a discreet plumbing company operating on Haight Street in San Francisco. We specialize in pressure testing, deep-pipe inspection, and round-the-clock service for clients with… unusual capacities.

Zelda's is definitely not a front for a speakeasy. Nor is it a password-protected portal into a gilded underworld where the jazz plays till your good sense gives out. No. This is a standard industry convention for plumbers, drain doctors, and pipeworkers, of course. If anyone asks, that’s the line.

Walk through the doors of Zelda’s and shed your blue-collar attire for the most expressed version of you. Check your coveralls at the door. What you wear underneath is your business — and possibly someone else’s by the end of the evening.

SERVICES RENDERED

* Full system inspections: no pipe too tight, no job too indecent

* Experienced hands for first-timers and seasoned professionals alike

* We don’t just fix leaks. We plug the source.

APPLICATION

This is a curated event. All attendees must apply and will be granted a password to enter.

https://forms.gle/ZkqL88sVNBRuZxAj9

DRESS CODE

Roaring Twenties glamour, non-negotiable.

Think: Fringe that moves before you do, pearls worth ruining, tasseled pasties, suspenders somebody else will be removing. Flappers, dandies, and everything scandalous in between. Coveralls optional, and frankly discouraged past the lobby.

HOURS OF OPERATION

Sat 10/3 — 12 pm until the pipes stop singing the following morning.

* All guests must arrive by 5pm for opening circle — no late entry.

* Doors open at noon for an optional pipe-fitting workshop, followed by dinner and drop-ins.

* Music, performances, shenanigans, and surprises — details to leak as Zelda desires.

* Brunch will be served on Sunday followed by closing.

Discretion assured. Satisfaction guaranteed. Zelda’s never leaves a job unfinished.

COST

$200 payable upon acceptance of your application.

Work-trade options are available, enquire with Zelda's. Forms for low income tickets and performer applications are linked on the application form above.